I’m on page 12 of The Cuckoo’s Calling. Did I ever mention I was fake engaged to JK Rowling once upon a time, and she wrote a book to save me from being assassinated by the CIA? Pretty cool I thought. Now the question detective… is why the hell would the CIA want Ruslana Korshunova dead? Maybe Barack Obama got her pregnant. Maybe not. Whatever the reason though. It wasn’t a suicide. Even if it was a psychological warfare unit that drove her to suicide, it wouldn’t really count as a suicide. It was still murder in the eyes of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. And she deserved justice. And most of all, she deserves to go home to heaven. All fashion models should go to heaven.
Rest in peace beautiful Russian Rapunzel.